Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here To F**k Spiders
CPAC Studio
ONE NIGHT ONLY!
WINNER 'Best Comedy Weekly' - Fringe World 2024
WINNER 'Comics Choice' - Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2018
Australia's Most Wanted comedian is back after three years off... and he's not here to f**k spiders!
That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.
Because life happens whether you like it or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it's not there. But like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.
So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we're not here to...
Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks!
"This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and "so wrong it's right’" moments." ★★★★ Chortle (UK)
Suitable for audiences 15+
This show contains strong coarse language.
Generally there is no right to a refund or exchange except as required by law, or as provided in the Live Performance Australia Ticketing Code of Practice. Please refer to Ticketlink Terms and Conditions on this website.
- Price
- Price Guide
- When
- Sat 19 Oct 2024
- Venue Opens
- 7pm
- Doors open
- Show time
- 8pm
- Interval
- No
- Duration
- Approx 1 hr
- Supporting Act(s)
- Rating
- MA - 15+ restricted to over 15 years
- Seating
- Reserved
- Food
- Bar Snacks & Cafe Food
- Bar
- Full Bar & Barista Coffee
- Companion Card
- Yes, click for more info
- Ticket collection
- The venue’s box office is accessible from door open time for ticket collection, or if you have any questions
- Seating Plan
- Seating Plan
Warnings:
No one under the age of 15 years will be admitted.
All 15-17 years must be accompanied by a responsible adult.
Group Bookings 10+ To purchase more than 10 tickets at $40 each and receive 1 complimentary ticket, please call Ticketlink on 1300 855 835 to make your group booking
| Type | Price | |
|---|---|---|
| Reserved Seating | Admit One | $45.00 |
| Reserved Seating | Government Benefit Concession / Senior Card Holder | $40.00 |
| Reserved Seating | Group 10+ | $40.00 |
| Reserved Seating | State Government Companion Card Holder | $0.00 |